Yes, as they say, politics is a dirty business. And toiling as President can prove to be grimier and filthier than any political office.
They promise to be pure. They promise to clean up the mess left by the fellow before them. They won’t muddy the waters with their objectives.
Well, some Presidents have done just as they said they would.
In one form or another.
George Washington soap, scented, unscented and cherrywood.
Dead after one month as President, William Henry Harrison caught a cold going outside. With wet hair, no doubt.
Nixon showers out perfectly clear.
Spotless Millard Fillmore left northern abolitionists hanging. Like his soap-on-a-rope.
The Ironic James Garfield shaving mug.
For that truly monumental clean, try George, Abe, Tom and Teddy All-in-One: You’ll come away feeling dignified, intelligent, honest and brave all day.
William McKinley and Theodore Roosevelt soap cakes: a two-for-one pair at the polls.
A Mr. Clean for politics…
…Scrub Bucket sold separately.
The Obama Bathtub Rubber Ducky: proof of government intruding your right to privacy!
Clinton Toilet Plunger (democraticbuttons.com)
The Bush Toilet Bowl Brush: It’s a dirty job, but someone has to enforce it.
- And it’s good training for budget-trims.
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